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Armani · 10-21-2007, 10:28 PM

Have you ever had a speeding ticket
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes
convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to
80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair hehad left on hishead.
This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110,120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walkedup to the man. Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day.

bandam · 10-21-2007, 10:56 PM

ok Armani.... A police officer pulls a man over for going through a stop sign. The police officer gets out, walks up to the car and says sir do you realize you went through the stop sign? The man says officer I know it says stop but I did slow down a little bit before going through. Just then the police officer takes out his nightstick and starts hitting the man with it... The guy yells stop stop stop, the cop says do you want me to stop or to slow down a little bit...

10-21-2007, 10:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Armani Moderator Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: ARMANI@ATSTALK.COM Posts: 2,856	Funny from City Chicken Have you ever had a speeding ticket A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair hehad left on hishead. This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110,120 mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walkedup to the man. Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day. __________________ EVERYPLAY posted here and everywhere else is UNCONFIRMED unless you buy it and post it yourself!

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10-21-2007, 10:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
bandam Rookie Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 63	ok Armani.... A police officer pulls a man over for going through a stop sign. The police officer gets out, walks up to the car and says sir do you realize you went through the stop sign? The man says officer I know it says stop but I did slow down a little bit before going through. Just then the police officer takes out his nightstick and starts hitting the man with it... The guy yells stop stop stop, the cop says do you want me to stop or to slow down a little bit...